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Ron Aldo crashes his Ferrari

Some bloke called Ron Aldo who kicks a ball about for Manchester United, escaped unhurt after driving his Ferrari into a wall.

Which reinforces my notion that some people get behind the wheel of an exotic motor car and assume it somehow magically makes them the worlds best driver. I have noted this also happens to men with short hair and big ears when they climb into BMW's and young chavs with baseball caps in Vauxhall Corsas, which are of course far from exotic.

These dicks also get a kick out of driving around with their front fog lights on when there is no sign of any fog, let alone rain or snow. I believe such moronic activity is actually an offence which can lead to a significant fine from the feds if caught.

I suggest the good folks at Ferrari refuse to supply Ron with another motor. He's just not the right sort of chap to be driving one.

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